Song – Collecting Cookies – Mic the Microphone and The Living Tombstone




Based on the fantastic Cookie Clicker game by Orteil:

Vocals by MictheMicrophone

Grandmas by Wonchop:

Visuals by VigorousVisuals –



Verse 1:

I am a lawyer, and I’m a father,
I talk well by the rules and do my best to care for my kids,
Got so much money, I got a happy family
I got a busy schedule, so I can’t talk right now, sorry

I am a student, I’ve got PHDs,
I majored in Drama, Science, Laws, Music, Philosophy
I’m an example, every body wants me
But none of it matters since I’m just sit collectin’ cookies.

Verse 2:

I am a party boy. I like to be.
In clubs Twerkin’ and Dancin’, Bein’ dumb with people like me
I don’t really mind cause I’ve got no self-esteem
There’s plenty to go around cause there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM.

I am a runner, I’m an athlete
I like to run and be the fastest like a bolt of lightning
Be number one, I want more medals, I want to win
If I can’t get there I can shoot adrenaline.

But I, got no one, I got no job, no talent that I’m good at,
So I’m lying, in bed I am crying, wishing that I’ll get lucky someday,

I’m crying, I’m crying, and whining, and whining
wishing that I’ll get lucky someday,
I’m crying, I’m crying, and whining,

But none of it matters really since I just sit collecting cookies.


– Koolfox


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  1. You start with a cookie, you turn the world into a cookie, the currency are now cookies, the milky way is now cookies upon cookies, there is now a cookieverse, atoms are now cookies; Life, Death and meaning revolve around….


  2. Friendly comment stealing an old one from six years ago that points out that the Green Granny's arms keep disappearing for a singular frame.

  3. Ngl, the dancing grandmas are so cute and that's how I found this video was by searching "grandma cookie song" lol

  4. None of it really matters since I just sit collecting cookies

    The problem with being faster than the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness


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