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INSTRUMENTAL:
Based on the fantastic Cookie Clicker game by Orteil:
Vocals by MictheMicrophone
Grandmas by Wonchop:
Visuals by VigorousVisuals –
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Lyrics:
Verse 1:
I am a lawyer, and I’m a father,
I talk well by the rules and do my best to care for my kids,
Got so much money, I got a happy family
I got a busy schedule, so I can’t talk right now, sorry
I am a student, I’ve got PHDs,
I majored in Drama, Science, Laws, Music, Philosophy
I’m an example, every body wants me
But none of it matters since I’m just sit collectin’ cookies.
Verse 2:
I am a party boy. I like to be.
In clubs Twerkin’ and Dancin’, Bein’ dumb with people like me
I don’t really mind cause I’ve got no self-esteem
There’s plenty to go around cause there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM.
I am a runner, I’m an athlete
I like to run and be the fastest like a bolt of lightning
Be number one, I want more medals, I want to win
If I can’t get there I can shoot adrenaline.
But I, got no one, I got no job, no talent that I’m good at,
So I’m lying, in bed I am crying, wishing that I’ll get lucky someday,
I’m crying, I’m crying, and whining, and whining
wishing that I’ll get lucky someday,
I’m crying, I’m crying, and whining,
But none of it matters really since I just sit collecting cookies.
Enjoy!
– Koolfox
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Now you could make this song…..But why?Why would you do that?
Everyone talks about the fnaf song but this is what really introduced me to the living Tombstone
red now its been 6 years
Oh boy, I remember bopping to this 6 years ago. Those were the golden days
Wait, this is cookie clicker? Not cookies around websites? Oh wow.
A song about cookie clicker has no right being this much of a bop
You start with a cookie, you turn the world into a cookie, the currency are now cookies, the milky way is now cookies upon cookies, there is now a cookieverse, atoms are now cookies; Life, Death and meaning revolve around….
THE COOKIE
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol after 4 years now I get the meaning of the song lol
seems like my English got improved.
I'm making this song a meme when i start a channel
y e s
i like how ortiel updated the game 2 years later
i miss mic the microphone
Why isn’t this on Spotify tho😫😭😭
The green grannies’ arms disappear every few frames 😳
For a song about a game where you collect cookies by clicking on a giant cookie, this sure is a bop.
cookie click
the grandmas should have slowly turned into the infected grandmas from the grandma apocalypse
Try this song faster and slow its hear cool too
Omg no way you have the GaLAxY GrANdMa
I forgot this song
Friendly comment stealing an old one from six years ago that points out that the Green Granny's arms keep disappearing for a singular frame.
i just got this in my recommended
What is this song about lol
I heard this song with my cousin in 2014.
Now in 2020 i dont know where is he :"(
2020 anyone ?
Ngl, the dancing grandmas are so cute and that's how I found this video was by searching "grandma cookie song" lol
Grandmapocalypse
this is still a bop
i aint heard this in over 3 and a half years and i can still sing along flawlessly
I don't get the part where he says he doesn't have a job because at the start he said he was a lawyer
I like how those grandmas in the background are antigrandmas from the upgrade you can buy
wow this was so long ago, it would be cool if you made a new song about ascending and stuff
6 years later and this song hits differently
I still love it
After 6 years my english is finally at this level so I can understand the lyrics…
None of it really matters since I just sit collecting cookies
The problem with being faster than the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness